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The Master Chief Collection isn't out until December, and even then only one sixth of it is released, and so pre-ordering it into the #2 spot is absolutely bloody stupid. Halo: The Master Chief CollectionДammit, I was kind of looking forward to one last scream of disgust at you pre-ordering idiots. (Someone should probably tell him he's forgotten to put a 'Bestest Bests' sticker on it.) 2. 'That didnвЂ™t give me half the nostalgia rush as the remastered sound effects however вЂ“ when I first clicked on a castle and heard its iconic fanfare of three ascending parps, I genuinely tried to screenshot the noise, before remembering that computers donвЂ™t work that way.' You really should read his review, by the way, even though it's about an incredibly boring RTS game, because Nate's really good, and he writes lines like, So I'll bow to Nate 'I Love Homework' Crowley's greater knowledge when he says it's the best one ever.

You all just like doing homework, like some sort of pervert.

I know as much about RTS games as you know about Croatian Accreditation Agency employee benefits, and regard both to be equally as interesting. Mount your victories in the Safari Trophy Lodge, and blood the faces of your children as you introduce them to the family-fun of hunting in captivity. The most immersive hunting experience ever created meets the ultimate zoo sim, where you can now take down those Bornean orangutans and Indian rhinoceroses with your weapon of choice. I'm excited to be able to bring you exclusive news of the first DLC to come for Planet Zoo! Made by Frontier Developments in association with Expansive Worlds, thePlanet Zoo: Call Of The Wild will finally respond to fan demand and introduce rifles to the game. WhatвЂ™s The Last Ever Thing You Could Buy Instead Of GTA V Again?ДЄ cruise on this ship with its own waterslide park and e-sports arenaДЇlibble Glibble Pants, I think I'll miss you most of all. Of course the bad news is, all these changes will mean your edition of Foot-To-Ball Managering 2020 will be woefully out of date, and friends and colleagues will murmur about you behind your back. Goalhit Celebrations: Good news for all long-term fans of the pursuit! Come the New Year I'm confident we'll see the return of the high five! Not only does this provably lead to improved mental wellbeing for the teams, but it also keeps the pitches nice and trim. Grazing: With UEFA relaxing the rules on player diets earlier this year, I believe 2020 will finally see club guidelines allowing players to graze on the pitch during half-time and half-term. I really feel that come January 2020, this will begin to shift back the other way, and we'll see a much greater focus on strides, sissonne, and angles. Goal Shots: There has been an increasing propensity of late for the sport to focus very heavily on the numbers of goals achieved, and less on the artist impression scores.

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Right, since this is the last one, let me finish my brief series of Footkick Tips with a final edition offering you some predictions for the rest of this season's Premiership Champions League. So let's plough through this nonsense one last time. Oh, and I swear this is true too: Like some sign from the heavens, like a 40-storey high neon flashing omen, for the first time since I've written this, for the first time in all 109 Steam Charts I've written, THERE'S NO PLUNKBAT! But as my grandmother used to say, all stupid things must come to an end, and after the complete bastards at Valve flicked some switch to stop this dumb-ass article bringing in colossal traffic and thus ruining my sweet gig, it must gently ascend to the big website in the sky. I'm kind of pleased with quite how utterly stupid a place it eventually reached, not just in the words I wrote, but that RPS kept paying me ВЈ200 a week even when I made it about octopuses. It's only a coincidence that this also happens to coincide with my ethos for every other aspect of my life. When I took this column over from Alec (RPS in peace) two and a half years ago, my ethos was this: be stupid.

I'm the boy who cried last ever Steam Charts.

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But this time it's really true!Д®rk, I'm not really sure how to convince anyone of this. Which, I realise, is something I've said before. This is, really and truly, the last ever Steam Charts.

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